As I wandered through the streets of the city the people chatted to me like I was an old friend. They were kind, but they were creepy and scary. They were old and shrivelled in the markets but young and silly at the sea-side. They spoke to me, a lot. Some of the words sounded like a foreign language. But they were, anyway. When I turned a corner I walked back into my hotel, and upstairs into my bedroom.
I heard a knock. It was 1:42 am! Seriously, at this time of night? I opened the door. “Siiahhhhhshiiiiiiickkeeeeeeshhhhhhckiiiiii…..”